everyone: hey @ staff maybe you could do something about the p*rn bot epedemic going on?
staff: oH YOU WANT US TO KILL ANY POSTS WITH LINKS FROM SHOWING UP IN SEARCHES? DONE
everyone:
staff: lmao we also deleted the app from the app store. you’re welcome
everyone:
everyone: hey @ sta-
staff: so we’re deleting everyone. everyone. nobody’s safe. except p*rn bots, they can stay.

