universallykidturtlebiscuit:

kidnapper, calling: hello, we have your son

johnny: i don’t have a son

kidnapper: then who’s this kid that keeps rapping out of nowhere and tells me in a weird way to call someone named johnny

johnny: ohmygod you have mark

kidnapper: please take him back, he. won’t. stop. rapping

[marks rapping noises in the background]

johnny: you can keep him