Author: merryhjnnie
THERE’S A SEQUEL
vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”
vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”
vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”
vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”
vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”
i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death
omg I love these
Hey tumblr maybe instead of deleting blogs with links in the descriptions you could do something useful like make group chats an option smh
people have to realize that
- some people are just more sensitive
- some people don’t think the same way
- some have different reasons in doing things
- it’s not all about you
me: gets a whole 8 hours of sleep
my brain: hhhhhgggg s l e p p y

























