deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

totally-correct-kpop:

Joshua, a trainee: *praying* Hey, it’s me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly an English speaker? Someone cool though. Please? It’s all I ask for. I just want a sweet English speaking friend. Please…

Vernon, walking into Pledis: 🤘🏻😉YOOOOO WHAT’S GOOD HAHA🤪😎IM VERNON😛🤣NEW YORK BORN🤓😆SOUTH KOREA RAISED😗😱LEZ GIDDIT🤩😏MY BROSKIS😍😅

Joshua: *praying and sobbing* Jesus, what the fuck-