U Attack My Heart

crescentjaems:

not to be NSFW but i wanna kiss donghyuck’s nose

incorrectk-popquotes:

Chan: Felix, can I talk to you for a minute?

Felix: Ooooohh someone’s in troooouuuuble!

Felix: It’s me.

Felix: I don’t know why I did that.

incorrectnct:

Johnny: [recording a Channel NCT video] Hi, I’m Johnny.

Mark:

Mark: I’m Mark.

Johnny: Maybe a little quicker on that, Mark.

Mark: Okay.

Johnny: Hi, I’m John–

Mark: I’m Mark!

Johnny:

Johnny: [sigh] Hi, I’m Jo–

Mark: I’m Mark.

Johnny: Hi, I’m–

Mark: MARK!

Johnny: Mark, please. Can you just say your name like a normal human being?

Johnny: Hi, I’m Johnny.

Mark: [inhuman noise]

Johnny: [exasperated] Oh, my God! Just say ‘Hi, I’m Mark’ it’s not that hard!

Johnny: One last time.

Johnny: Hi, I’m Mark– FUCK!