chocojjk:

dream-of-kpop:

Stray Kids Goes To Whole Foods At 1:09am

[hAh 1:09 cuz stray kids always 9 :’))))]

[sorry in advance for the length…]

*Chan looks in the fridge to eat something before he sleeps*

*That bitch empty like my fridge 24/7 yeet*

  • Chan: “We never have any food my goodness”
  • *Minho walks by*
  • Minho: “Don’t even think about eating my salad in the microwave”
  • *who tf puts their salads in the microwave*
  • Chan: “…I can’t sleep *insomnia?* i’m too hungry”
  • *Walks into Hyunjin’s room*
  • Chan: “hey…hyunjin…wake up”
  • Hyunjin: “What?”
  • Chan: “You wanna go to Whole Foods with me?”
  • Jisung: “I’ll go”
  • Chan: “I only need one person to go with”
  • *Changbin in an all black outfit stands behind him*
  • *Scared tf out of chan, didn’t forget to mention that*

Changbin: “I got my shoes on let’s go”

  • *Chan gives up and brings everyone*
  • *Jeongin and felix aren’t allowed to STAY home by themselves anyways*
  • Felix: “I like riding in the car at night” *sticks head out the window*
  • Felix: “WASSUP SEOUL”
  • *Seungmin raises the window*
  • *Felix pulls his head in*
  • Felix: “WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME????”
  • *chan looks at them in the rearview mirror*
  • Chan: “GUYS DON’T START-”
  • *they finally arrive at whOle fOOds*
  • Chan: “Alright who-”
  • *Everyone gets out the car and follows Chan*
  • Chan: “Ok then”
  • *Woojin grabs a cart and accidentally runs over Hyunjin’s foot*
  • *He tries not to cry in pain*

Jeongin: “Are you ok??? Your face looks more scared than usual”

Hyunjin: “YE I GOT MY FOOT RAN OVER IN MY SLIDES-”

  • Woojin: “OMG MY BAD HOMIE”
  • *After a few minutes Chan finds what he wants to buy and they go to the check out line*
  • *Of course it’s a long ass line*
  • Jeongin: “NOOOO I JUST WANNA SLEEP”
  • *Chan hands Minho the keys*
  • Chan: “Istg Minho if you take the car and leave me-”
  • *Minho snatches the keys out of Chan’s hand*
  • Minho: “You better hurry then”
  • Minho: “CoME on gUYs”
  • *They all walk to the car*
  • Minho: “If ya’ll need to go to the bathroom, go now”
  • Changbin: “I’m gOOD”
  • *Everyone sits in the car*
  • *2 minutes later*
  • Changbin: “I need to go to the bathroom”

*Everyone ignores Binnie and bumps to some Travis Scott*

*Seungmin changes it to Day6 and pretends it wasn’t him*

  • Changbin: “I NEED TO GO TO THY BATHROOM”
  • *Hyunjin lowers the volume*
  • Hyunjin: “WHY DIDN’T YOU GO EARLIER?”
  • Changbin: “I KNOW YA’LL WOULD’VE LEFT ME”
  • *Everyone is silent cuz they know it’s true*
  • Changbin: “UH FELIX COME WITH ME”
  • Felix: “WHY ME?”
  • Changbin: “I trust you the most”
  • Seungmin: “Just go so he can shut tf up”
  • *Changbin & Felix leave*
  • *Meanwhile the guys get turnt, you could HEAR the car shake b*
  • *Jisung standing from the sunroof*

Jisung: “ENERGY, GOTTA ALOT OF ENERGY, GOTTA ALOT OF PEOPLE TRYNA DRAIN ME OF THIS ENERGY, TRYNA TAKE AWAY FROM A-”

*Chan walks out the building and sees Jisung*

Chan: “GET BACK IN THE CAR”

  • *the guys turn the music off fast af*
  • Chan: “WHO SAID YA’LL COULD USE M Y SPOTIFY ACC??”
  • Everyone: “…”
  • Chan: “Whatever let’s just go”
  • Hyunjin: “Uhhhh”
  • Chan: “What?”
  • Minho: “Changbin & Felix went to the bathroom”
  • *Chan bangs his head against the steering wheel*

Woojin: “Don’t worry i’ll call them”

*Changbin & Felix’s phones ring next to Woojin*

Woojin: “Nobody picked up”

  • *Just as he says that they come back*
  • Felix: “We would’ve been back sooner but we forgot which car was ours”
  • Changbin: “Plus I had a lot of Arizona Tea earlier so-”
  • Chan: “-OK LET’S GO HOME NOW”
  • *Chan drives away*
  • Hyunjin: “Can we blast Sicko Mode orrrr?”
  • Chan: “Go ahead”
  • *Car shAkes aGAIn*
  • *Seungmin changes it to ‘I Wait’*
  • Everyone: “WTF WHO KEEPS CHANGING IT???”

admin 2-

-hyungwonthefraud

*breathes* happy late bdays to Minho and Yanan :’))) happy bday to yutaaaaa *cries omfg im so behind*

what is it with ppl having expensive ass iphones yet their outfits are trash? that doesn’t add up but okie ._.

Woojins “omg my bad homie” got me sENT

of course, Changbin tells Felix to come with. lmao