chocojjk:

dream-of-kpop:

Stray Kids Goes To Whole Foods At 1:09am

[hAh 1:09 cuz stray kids always 9 :’))))]

[sorry in advance for the length…]

*Chan looks in the fridge to eat something before he sleeps*

*That bitch empty like my fridge 24/7 yeet*

• Chan: “We never have any food my goodness”
• *Minho walks by*
• Minho: “Don’t even think about eating my salad in the microwave”
• *who tf puts their salads in the microwave*
• Chan: “…I can’t sleep *insomnia?* i’m too hungry”
• *Walks into Hyunjin’s room*
• Chan: “hey…hyunjin…wake up”
• Hyunjin: “What?”
• Chan: “You wanna go to Whole Foods with me?”
• Jisung: “I’ll go”
• Chan: “I only need one person to go with”
• *Changbin in an all black outfit stands behind him*
• *Scared tf out of chan, didn’t forget to mention that*

Changbin: “I got my shoes on let’s go”

• *Chan gives up and brings everyone*
• *Jeongin and felix aren’t allowed to STAY home by themselves anyways*
• Felix: “I like riding in the car at night” *sticks head out the window*
• Felix: “WASSUP SEOUL”
• *Seungmin raises the window*
• *Felix pulls his head in*
• Felix: “WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME????”
• *chan looks at them in the rearview mirror*
• Chan: “GUYS DON’T START-”
• *they finally arrive at whOle fOOds*
• Chan: “Alright who-”
• *Everyone gets out the car and follows Chan*
• Chan: “Ok then”
• *Woojin grabs a cart and accidentally runs over Hyunjin’s foot*
• *He tries not to cry in pain*

Jeongin: “Are you ok??? Your face looks more scared than usual”

Hyunjin: “YE I GOT MY FOOT RAN OVER IN MY SLIDES-”

• Woojin: “OMG MY BAD HOMIE”
• *After a few minutes Chan finds what he wants to buy and they go to the check out line*
• *Of course it’s a long ass line*
• Jeongin: “NOOOO I JUST WANNA SLEEP”
• *Chan hands Minho the keys*
• Chan: “Istg Minho if you take the car and leave me-”
• *Minho snatches the keys out of Chan’s hand*
• Minho: “You better hurry then”
• Minho: “CoME on gUYs”
• *They all walk to the car*
• Minho: “If ya’ll need to go to the bathroom, go now”
• Changbin: “I’m gOOD”
• *Everyone sits in the car*
• *2 minutes later*
• Changbin: “I need to go to the bathroom”

*Everyone ignores Binnie and bumps to some Travis Scott*

*Seungmin changes it to Day6 and pretends it wasn’t him*

• Changbin: “I NEED TO GO TO THY BATHROOM”
• *Hyunjin lowers the volume*
• Hyunjin: “WHY DIDN’T YOU GO EARLIER?”
• Changbin: “I KNOW YA’LL WOULD’VE LEFT ME”
• *Everyone is silent cuz they know it’s true*
• Changbin: “UH FELIX COME WITH ME”
• Felix: “WHY ME?”
• Changbin: “I trust you the most”
• Seungmin: “Just go so he can shut tf up”
• *Changbin & Felix leave*
• *Meanwhile the guys get turnt, you could HEAR the car shake b*
• *Jisung standing from the sunroof*

Jisung: “ENERGY, GOTTA ALOT OF ENERGY, GOTTA ALOT OF PEOPLE TRYNA DRAIN ME OF THIS ENERGY, TRYNA TAKE AWAY FROM A-”

*Chan walks out the building and sees Jisung*

Chan: “GET BACK IN THE CAR”

• *the guys turn the music off fast af*
• Chan: “WHO SAID YA’LL COULD USE M Y SPOTIFY ACC??”
• Everyone: “…”
• Chan: “Whatever let’s just go”
• Hyunjin: “Uhhhh”
• Chan: “What?”
• Minho: “Changbin & Felix went to the bathroom”
• *Chan bangs his head against the steering wheel*

Woojin: “Don’t worry i’ll call them”

*Changbin & Felix’s phones ring next to Woojin*

Woojin: “Nobody picked up”

• *Just as he says that they come back*
• Felix: “We would’ve been back sooner but we forgot which car was ours”
• Changbin: “Plus I had a lot of Arizona Tea earlier so-”
• Chan: “-OK LET’S GO HOME NOW”
• *Chan drives away*
• Hyunjin: “Can we blast Sicko Mode orrrr?”
• Chan: “Go ahead”
• *Car shAkes aGAIn*
• *Seungmin changes it to ‘I Wait’*
• Everyone: “WTF WHO KEEPS CHANGING IT???”

admin 2-

-hyungwonthefraud

*breathes* happy late bdays to Minho and Yanan :’))) happy bday to yutaaaaa *cries omfg im so behind*

what is it with ppl having expensive ass iphones yet their outfits are trash? that doesn’t add up but okie ._.

Woojins “omg my bad homie” got me sENT

of course, Changbin tells Felix to come with. lmao