The Signs as Types of Kpop Idols
Aries: Evil Maknae™. The loud one that you can’t ignore and will probably be your first bias. The one that everyone in the kpop community knows even if they don’t stan the group. Needs skinship to function. Sneaks into Pisces bed most nights.
Taurus: Not the visual but you assume they are because they’re just so damn pretty. Has a random transformation from cute to hot in the space of like 2 weeks. The one everyone says needs more attention but in reality is getting all the attention. Will probably cause a scandal at some point.
Gemini: Kinda quiet but gets real loud in the most random of situations. The one that’s actually underappreciated. Probably the leader. Socially awkward but has a weird-ass sense of humour that shows whenever they try to make a joke on variety shows.
Cancer: The sensitive, sexy one. Visual. Cries at every award show. Part of the dance line. The one that just owns every comeback & probably the most popular one to bias. Best hair.
Leo: The Cook™. The one that gets shipped with everyone because they’re touchy af with all of the members. Obsessed with the leader & is really dorky. Popular member that doesn’t really get lines. The MC. Makes a name for them-self as a soloist.
Virgo: The Bias Wrecker™. You ignore them until suddenly they are your bias. The one you will leave your Aries bias for. Smart. Speaks 3 languages or barely one. Deceptively hot. Wants to be the leader deep down.
Libra: Overworked. Good at everything. Writes deep-ass lyrics but is a fluff. Awkward but flirty with label mates of the opposite sex. The one that all the members love. Gets shipped with everyone they interact with. Cries over animals.
Scorpio: A snake. The little shit that seems so lovable but is actually kind of mean. Casually attacks their members during vlives. The one to remember and plan everyone’s birthday. Gets in trouble with their manager for being too provocative during stages and fan-signs.
Sagittarius: The moody one. Gets teased by their members for being sensitive. Does not give a shit about anyone’s opinions but is still polite af to everyone they meet. Gets into acting but doesn’t like it and goes back to performing after doing one or two roles. Writes a lot of the lyrics with Libra.
Capricorn: Loved and feared by their members and fans. Intimidating but a squish. Kind of rude to fans sometimes but everyone forgives them because they’re such a meme. Seems shy but is just quiet. Low-key dirty minded. Adored by the staff.
Aquarius: High-key dirty minded. Low-key sensitive. Shamelessly pervs on their members. Easily irritated. Thinks they’re the most important member of the group. Hot. Has no sleep schedule and does vlives at 3am and makes jokes about their emotional instability.
Pisces: The insta hoe. Maknae that isn’t the maknae. The one that can truly pull off being cute and sexy at the same time. Gym-rat. Needs their favourite teddy to be able to fall asleep. Initiates all the skinship with Capricorn. Gets smacked by Capricorn. Cries over animals with Libra. Secretly in love with Aries.
So cancers are pretty?
*checks birth date again*
Tag: virgo
What the signs don’t tell you (sun or moon)
Aries: they’re afraid the people they love will get sick of them. Aries people will try to make themselves exactly what the world is looking for and get disappointed in themselves when they can’t add up to societies standards. They will tell themselves that is doesn’t matter, but love is a huge chunk of who they are and what they need.
Taurus: all they want is to be accepted. taurus people will do whatever they need to get noticed or get the attention desired, no matter what this includes. taurus people would often rather be viewed as perfect, even if that puts their own happiness at line.
Gemini: they are lonely. Geminis are often viewed as social butterflies and yet they feel completely isolated from everyone and everything. Often times they just want to be seen for who they are and not what they have to pretend to be.
Cancer: they don’t always mean well. Cancer people are often known as being able to forgive and forget easily, but that does not mean they do. cancer people can hold onto something for years, yet act as if it’s forgotten to avoid drama or trouble.
Leo: they are afraid. Leos are afraid of themselves and the world around them. They want to be carefree and so they create the illusion that they are. And yet they always seem to hesitate, even if it’s just for a fraction of a second, when you ask them a question about themselves. They are just a lost as you.
Virgo: they want to be bolder. many virgo people act extremely innocent and childish, but crave to have more of a wild side. virgo people often find satisfaction in bringing on an appearance different from how they feel they are. they tend to adventure into a wild side to experience things.
Libra: they need to save themselves. Libras are comfortable with accepting help but not in this department. They feel that they must be the ones to make themselves happy in the end. They just want to find their own strength. To them, love is important but not nearly as important as being independent and stable.
Scorpio: they are never satisfied with the present day. scorpio people will always want to go back or to go forward. many scorpio people will take this out by acting as an age other than their own, by either dressing older and doing things uncommon for someone their age or trying to bring everything into nostalgia, mimicking their former self.
Sagittarius: they are lost. Sagittarians often feel alone and confused. Every direction is a good direction to them and so they always stay in one place debating on where to go and what to do. They wish they could lead a thousand lives in a day and quietly punish themselves because they know they cannot.
Capricorn: they are insecure. Capricorns are always seen as the hardworking, heartless people of the zodiac. Most of the time they go along with this stereotype even though it makes them feel like half a person. They want to experience things they believe are out of their reach. They need someone to show them the way.
Aquarius: they are infatuated with worlds they can never belong to. Aquarians tend to travel all over the universe in their minds. Because of this, they often lose their sense of self and end up feeling like they don’t belong anywhere. They need a place to feel safe, but not bored. They need the whole world but they know they’ll never have it. That’s their biggest challenge in life: finding a way to cope with the small amount of sky they are given.
Pisces: they will never be satisfied with who they are. they will always feel as if there is something wrong and they are experts at pointing out their own flaws. a time a pisces does not want to change something about themselves is an extremely rare time.
s7g:
Rising: Someone’s first impression of you is _____.
Aries: Energetic
Taurus: Kind
Gemini: Intelligent
Cancer: Loving
Leo: Strong
Virgo: Practical
Libra: Peaceful
Scorpio: Mysterious
Sagittarius: Optimistic
Capricorn: Ambitious
Aquarius: Impartial
Pisces: CreativeSun: You are _____, ______, ______.
Aries: Strong-Willed, Aggressive, Energetic.
Taurus: Stubborn, Patient, Kind.
Gemini: Intelligent, Witty, Sociable.
Cancer: Generous, Clingy, Spontaneous.
Leo: Strong, Confident, Loyal.
Virgo: Organized, Reliable, Modest.
Libra: Balanced, Peaceful, Charming.
Scorpio: Loving, Possessive, Secretive.
Sagittarius: Optimistic, Adventurous, Blunt.
Capricorn: Independent, Successful, Ambitious.
Aquarius: Clever, Trustworthy, Honest.
Pisces: Dreamy, Artistic, Compassionate.Moon: The way you develop emotionally is ______.
Aries: Gratifying
Taurus: Strong
Gemini: Restless
Cancer: Nurturing
Leo: Dramatic
Virgo: Intelligent
Libra: Balanced
Scorpio: Intuitive
Sagittarius: Powerful
Capricorn: Efficient
Aquarius: Progressive
Pisces: CreativeMercury: You communicate with ______.
Aries: Aggression
Taurus: Deliberation
Gemini: Wittiness
Cancer: Intuition
Leo: Intellection
Virgo: Logic
Libra: Intelligence
Scorpio: Passion
Sagittarius: Honesty
Capricorn: Clarity
Aquarius: Versatility
Pisces: GentlenessVenus: The way you love is ______.
Aries: Childlike
Taurus: Secure
Gemini: Witty
Cancer: Committed
Leo: Loyal
Virgo: Practical
Libra: Balanced
Scorpio: Strong
Sagittarius: Idealistic
Capricorn: Serious
Aquarius: Rebellious
Pisces: CharmingMars: You take action with ______.
Aries: Aggression
Taurus: Strength
Gemini: Passion
Cancer: Devotion
Leo: Vitality
Virgo: Logic
Libra: Balance
Scorpio: Willpower
Sagittarius: Pride
Capricorn: Ambition
Aquarius: Confidence
Pisces: IntellectionSomeone’s first impression of you is creative. You are loving, possessive, and secretive. The way you develop emotionally is intelligent. You communicate with passion. The way you love is idealistic. You take action with pride.
Someone’s first impression of you is ambitious. You are organized, reliable, modest. The way you develop emotionally is, powerful. You communicate with, logic. The way you love is, practical. You take action with, intellection.
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